May 15, 2023

Opinion: Kamala to Run Point on AI

  • Executive, Flyover Country, The Hill

By Ophelia Garrett


In Brief:

The woman who tosses more (word) salads than the local Panera, has been made head for Artificial Intelligence for the Biden Admin. Maybe they’re hoping she’ll either learn a thing or two, or possibly be replaced entirely by AI. It would probably be more legible and easily understood anyway.

The Background: 

The Democratic party seems to be using this new assignment as a hopeful image rehab for Vice President Harris, whose approval ratings are so low they’re beyond where a plumber can find and reach them.

Her previous attempts at speaking on any topic have come across as a perfectly horrible gumbo of highly patronizing and dumbed down —  and not dumbed down for her audience, but for her own understanding. But even this has not saved her from going viral for all the wrong reasons and being a Meme Queen in the worst way. 

Her ratings are so bad that the very liberal Los Angeles Times reports that in her home state, her percentage rate is in the negative, coming in at  -12 points. 

And what's more, her main assignment has been the southern border, and we all know how swimmingly well that is going. With just a single visit to the border, we all know she doesn’t take that job seriously. In fact, if she spent half the energy actually working on the border instead of lying about how well she’s doing, maybe we’d appreciate her a bit more. Doubtful, but you know never know. 


So, let’s pop the popcorn and sit back to watch…

Oh, and AI can beat Kamala any day, in my opinion.


Notable Quotes: 

"We will work together, and continue to work together, to address these issues…and to work together as we continue to work, operating from the new norms, rules, and agreements, that we will convene to work together...we will work on this together." –VP Kamala Harris

“It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And that time is every day.” –VP Kamala Harris 

“We got to take this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are because you have been forced to have taken this seriously.” –VP Kamala Harris



What do you think?